Shit Hot Records Historical Archives
Jon Horne (Jon Horne)
Jon Horne is a manufactured pop idol for the second half of the first decade of the third millenium. Manufacturing began several years ago, and is believed to be on schedule, if somewhat over budget. Mr Hornes songs were created using Rexel HB pencils and the backs of Rothmans Royals packets. On-stage, Mr Horne plays an electric guitar in order to ward off the forces of folk music. Mr Horne lives in Whitby, and can be contacted.